Playboy Mansion Experience was a "Has Been"

I went to the Playboy mansion yesterday. Not many people have the opportunity to say this, so I will reveal everything about every mans dream home. There were lots of “has beens” and D-list celebrities. There were some good looking unknowns, like the two pretty blonds here, who look like the Paris cousins. The cast of Immortals were there (except the main characters), some random hot guy who looked like Johnny Depp’s son, and some others who were not attractive enough to take picture of.

When I spoke to a security guard about why there were no Kardashians or A-listers, he said “its overrated, Hugh Hefner rarely attends his own parties, and the Playgirls are usually inside”. There were good looking people, but it seemed like everyone was more interested in the free food and open bar, than talking to each other. No one was dancing and there was no one remotely close to hooking up. Overall, Great food and booze, but the crowd was disappointing.